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Thursday, August 04, 2005

As you may know, I am a man of integrity. Yes, it has been clinically proven, but I do not wish to bore you with my proven moral superiority, but to rather educate you on matters that one cannot learn from public schools. Seeing how the xanga population is heavily saturated with emo faggots who are more occcupied with rubbing shoeshine into their hair then learning, I am pessimistic.

I normally do not receive fan-emails but the following has brought tears to my eyes.

mandabear84@hotmail.com has sent you this weblog from AlexMcGinnis's Xanga Site!
Personal Message:
I just want to let you know that i dont think it is very appropriate that you have two people having some major sex on your xanga icon. I know personally that i have an addiction to porn and seeing that does not help. You are supposed to be a Christian and that is some pretty hardcore stuff. Anyway...I am not trying to judge you i just wanted you to know that is how i felt.  



The major reason for my sadness is that porn is not something to be addicted to as opposed to what the emailer mentioned. Such a misunderstanding has devasted my faith in the school systems of our great nation. Much like air, water, and vitamins, porn is something that can be considered an addiction, but required in our body's metabolical functions. If carbohydrates, protein, and fat are macronutrients, then porn, vitamin and the music of Switchfoot are micronutrients. Essential for one's health. That person's dependency for porn is comparable to a diabetic patient's dependency for insulin. It is nothing to be frowned upon, but rather support is needed to ensure his/her proper dosage.

May all of you pray for that person's condition and that she/he will soon have the agony of waking up in a pool of urine a thing of the past.



Sunday, July 31, 2005

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4730559.stm
 
  I did not do that.  Seriously,  Axe is not my style, but rather warhammer.
  At any rate it is a rather horrible news. Unprovoked attacks are most dispicable.


  Biblical Person of the Week
  Mary Magdalene
 
 
  There is much mystery clouding around this devoted disciple of Jesus. She is not to be confused with the Virgin Mary(Jesus' ma) A general consensus is that she is formerly a prostitute. She is present in all four of the gospels, and was with Jesus until His crucifixion. There has been speculations that Mary was the woman that Jesus saved from being stoned, and that she is the sister of Martha and Lazarus. Although she was drenched in sin, Jesus helped her transform into a great servant of God.
 
  To my not so eager to read audiences, I present to you these photoshop junks:
 
 
  Jesus said to her: "I do not condemn you; go and sin no more." (John 8:1-11)
 
   



This is after Jesus resurrected, and He tells Mary not to touch him.
 
Jesus saith to her, Touch me
 
not; for I am not yet ascended
 
to my Father; but go to my
 
brethren, and say to them,
 
I ascend to my Father and your
 
Father, and to my God and your God.
         

John 20:17!

 

TILL NEXT WEEK FRIENDS!
     


Friday, July 15, 2005

I have just finished packing for the urban mission trip. It's going to be early in the morning when we caravan over to Prince George's county. I was advised not to bring valuables such as my digital camera since the ghetto African Americans tend to be more eager to steal. As I am trying to steer away from judging based on stereotypes, I followed the church elder's advice and did not pack any valuables. As I read over the comments I can't help but think how negative some of you people are. Granted some of you are merely teenagers, those older people surely know better then to mouth off.

Yesterday Marshall expressed his concern for me. Marshall has been a dear friend of mine since middle school and I respect his opinions. He claims that my prejudice towards the gay population offends his quite a bit. I was quite shocked and angry. Angry at myself because while I was eagerly battling the homosexual emos, I failed to see that my homosexual friend's feelings were hurt. Since Marshall is such a good friend despite his gayness, I reflected over my ways and I reached to the conclusion that I should see Marshall as a Christian brother first, and a homosexual second. In fact, his sexual preference should not even be my concern, but God's. If it is God's will to have all homosexuals be hit in the head by shot puts, then His will be done, but I should have no say in this matter, and I should not judge. I want to apologize to all the homosexuals I have offended, and I want to say that their sodomizing business should be none of my concern.

He, that being often reproved hardeneth his neck, shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy. (Proverbs 29:1 KJV)
This has taught me to take advice, and seek to improve myself, whether it be purging my mind of unclean thoughts that all homosexuals dying from AIDS or whatnot. I now humbly accept any intelligent criticism, with hopes of becoming a more useful servant to the Lord.


Anyway, I better get some rest because this weekend is gonna be hectic. I sure hope the black church will be accommodating. My knowledge for black music and ebonics are rudimental at best. The only black music I am aware of are that rapper Half Dollar and his group G-Unit. My guess is that G stands for gay, but that probably just the homophobe in me talking. Well! I am really looking forward to more of Pastor Randy's sermons!

Wish me luck

Alexander


Tuesday, July 12, 2005

You emo faggots make even the devil want to slit his wrist.

The Evils of Emo (Angry Hairpieces) Part II

Yes, I remain unmoved by all your worthless arguments. I still firmly stand by the belief that all emo are homosexuals, allow me to explain why. It is an overstatement to call emo: emotional. It is because the emo practitioners are only capable of a few emotions, which are hate and sadness. It is more fitting that they adopt a brand new label, called Faggoso-Depresso. I will not be trademarking that label so by all means take it. I also learned from you folks that emo is actually a kind of music, I had all along thought it was a specific style of homosexuality. A different school of gay, if you will.

Now to prove the fact that all emos are homosexuals, consider this. All Christians pray because Christianity is about your relationship with God. Much like it, all emos practice homosexuality because emo is about being a faggot. Anyone who claims to be a heterosexual emo is obviously not a very good emo. It is because when a person is so angry and sad constantly, their mind fails to function properly, thus resulting in the mutation of creating a rogue DNA strand. That rogue DNA strand contains the genetic markings of homosexuality. I have heard this from an associate of Howard Dean, although I hardly support that fellow. This gene can be defeated however, by willpower and a personal relationship with our Lord Savior Christ. I myself, am not without flaws. I believe I have the genetic markings to want to ride on a horse-drawn chariot and shoot arrows at Chinamen. But it is through prayer and my personal relationship with Christ that I am able to suppress this most repugnant thought. I can only pray that the emos will pursue a relationship with Christ and stop their destructive lifestyle. Read this verse, and know that Jesus will purge all our sins:

Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high. Hebrews 1:3-4 (King James Version)



But enough about emos, they have taken enough of my time. Today is a really hot day, I went to eat out at Burger King with my pals Marshall and Gary of church small group. Gary nagged us saying that he rather eat at McDonalds because they have a dollar menu. So Marshall said: "You are such a niggardly Jew." I refrained from laughing, because racist jokes are not a victimless crime. I gave Marshall a dirty look and ordered a #5. As we ate we discussed some Christianity issues. We feel that Gonzalez may not be a good candidate due to his relatively liberal stances. I am afraid that he might vote on pro-abortion, as well as allow gay-marriages, which will certainly be a major blow to our Christian Nation. As we talked about this, I couldn't help but laughing at Marshall the homosexual. I must say though, the man is really trying hard to change for the Lord. Gary mentioned a bible verse that I found to be quite inspirational:
Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. (Psalm 127:3 KJV)
This tells us that children should be treated like gifts from our Lord! They should not be slaughtered in hospital by Jew doctors who have no appreciation for life! The only answer is for people to abstain from pre-marital sex. All that leads to is unwanted pregnancy and STD's.


Gary said that the NIV version is the Jewish influenced company Zondervan's way of diluting our biblical knowledge. So I start reading King James Version.

As we closed our group meeting, we prayed that my father, a county police chief, and the whole law enforcement force will be safe in doing their job. We ended our share group with another prayer that our urban mission this weekend will be a success.

I am certainly looking forward to it!

- Alexander

PS:
I have this prayer request that I hope some of my Christian brothers and sisters can help me out with, here is my prayer, please pray it with me as you read:

Our Heavenly Father, please guide for our nation's leader to choose a capable justice, who will uphold biblical morals. Please also be kind and heal the emos who are obviously hurting and are tempted by the devil to commit faggotry. Lord please also purge my mind of unclean thoughts. Thoughts of people of other color being killed with ancient weapons that are plaguing my mind. I pray all these in your Son's holy name. Amen


Sunday, July 10, 2005

The person in my photo is my father, who is a proud police chief. I put his picture on because in light of the terrorism attacks, he has been working overtime to provide safety to our nation's mass transit systems. I find that to be quite honorable, and so should you.



First of all, I would like to say I still believe that most emo kids are homosexuals. A lot of you claimed that they might be “straight-edged”. They are straight alright, as straight as an arrow pointing to a gay bar.

Today was a great day to worship, the sun was smiling as me and my family drove to church. Little did I know, God had quite a surprise in store for me. We walked in and got our worship folder, as I glanced at the cover, lo and behold: A photo of two Negro children playing. I was quite shocked for the usual covers were great paintings relating to the daily reading. As I look around the hall for my friend Marshall, I saw a black man dressed in the pastor attire. I almost ran back to my car to pick up my javelins! I knew we were having a guest speaker today, but I had no idea it would be a black man! As I sat next to Marshall, I blurted out “What’s next? Menorahs replacing our candles?” He managed a snicker as service started.

To be honest, the speaker was eloquent and spoke with authority and sincerity in his voice. It was quite different from the casual Negro ebonics that I am used to hearing from my black friends. It was a great message as well, Pastor Randy talked about how to confront your brothers and sisters when they sin, and how to be accountable. I felt as if the Holy Spirit were guiding Pastor Randy to speak directly to  me and Marshall. For Marshall is a raging homosexual and I often condemn him of his shameful ways.

After the service, it was reminded that this coming weekend there would be an urban mission trip to a poor neighborhood in Prince George’s county. I was quite looking forward to this, but after finding out that we would be going to Pastor Randy’s predominantly black church, to be honest I was a little afraid. I introduced myself to Pastor Randy and shook his hand, we discussed some things, and it turns out we actually grew up in the same neighborhood, but he chose to live in a ghetto area and serve there. I find this to be quite admirable, and I respected this man tremendously. Also it is without a doubt that I should refrain from using the word Negro from now on, as it clearly offends my Christian sister Roshanda, whose xanga I think has inspired me to serve with more humility. I think the next weekend will be difficult times for me, for I have never encountered such a large group of ghetto blacks before. I do not know their worship manners, or their ways of speech. I can only hope that the Lord will be with me. For he certainly has been, he has blessed me with such circumstances that I am able to learn so much about all of God’s children, whether they are emo, fags, or black.

Until next time,

- Alexander

EDIT:
I just don't understand people, they like to see others fail. While some of you are encouraging me and I really appreciate it, others are still taking me for a joke, mocking and what not. Everyone has used racial slurs at some point in their life. If you have never ever said a racial slur, than yes your judging of me is acceptable. Everyone is a hypocrite, and for the last time, please anti-christ do no comment on my webpage, thank you.     

P.S.
If an emo is a homosexual, then calling them faggots NOT judging, it is stating a fact. 



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